I am a long time wrestling fan…I don’t watch too much outside of WWE, anymore, but I still try to keep up with everything to a degree…
Looks like a pretty awful card for WrestleMania 33, but I decided I want to make the best of it and do some fantasy booking…Maybe I’ll dedicate a blog post to this every month…Not expecting people to read it, but it’s nice to be able to look back on it, myself…Skipping matches that I either haven’t followed well enough to know what’s going or I wanted to give a bit more time to before making a choice…
- Raw Women’s Championship: Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
- Sasha plays dirty…
- Bayley wins by beating Charlotte…
- Sasha will cause the victory, likely hitting Charlotte with her Bankrupt, or having Charlotte locked in the Banks Statement before Nia interrupts her and Bayley capitalizes…
- Sasha will be happy for Bayley, and as time goes on, the subtle heel moments will intensify as she starts bullying Bayley, leading to their eventual feud…
- Alternatively: Sasha capitalizes on Bayley’s move, and it somehow qualifies as a full heel turn, despite it being a Fatal Four Way and every Woman for herself…
- The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
- Annual Tombstone kick outs happen…
- Roman is Chokeslammed through a ringside table…
- Taker kicks out of the Superman Punch multiple times, as well as the Spear at least once…
- Roman kicks out of a Last Ride…
- Undertaker DOES come up with the clean win, after a fourth Tombstone, to the shock of everyone who believed that Roman was going to retire Undertaker on a loss…
- Alternatively: Roman wins after resorting to something heelish…Maybe a Superman Punch with Brass Knuckles, or a subtle Low Blow…
- WWE Championship: Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
- Luke Harper gets involved…
- Randy attempts the Punt…
- Hard prediction: No RKO kickout…Sister Abigail, one kick out, max…
- Bray, distracted by Harper, takes the RKO and the loss…
- Alternatively, Harper distracts Orton, who gets hit with the Sister Abigail and takes the loss…
- Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles:
- Shane goes through one of the stage-side announce tables…
- Shane kicks out of the Styles Clash…
- AJ wins a hard fought match, decisively…
- WWE U.S. Championship: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
- Hard Prediction: No dirty tactics from either man…
- Jericho will lock on the Walls of Jericho twice…
- Jericho will lock on the Lion Tamer once…
- Jericho will hit the Codebreaker twice…Both failed pinfalls…
- Kevin Owens will hit the Codebreaker once…
- Jericho kicks out of a Pop-Up Powerbomb…
- Kevin Owens wins after a Pop-Up Powerbomb…
- WWE Universal Championship: Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
- Brock becomes the first in recognized history to kick out of the Jackhammer…
- Very few non-finishing moves, if any, happen…
- Brock wins a short, clean victory…
Quick Predictions:
- Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin: Baron wins clean…
- 2017 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Braun Strowman wins, if he has no match…
- WWE Raw Tag Team Championship: The Club (c) vs. Enzo & Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus: Club wins dirty or by capitalizing on someone else’s finish…Ces and Sheamus don’t break up…
- Cruiserweight Championship: Adrian Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries: Neville wins dirty…
- Smackdown Women’s Championship: Multi-Women Match: Carmella wins thanks to Ellsworth…
- Mixed Tag: John Cena and Brie Bella vs. Miz and Maryse: Bellena win…
I think that’s everything…