Wrestlemania’s coming up!!!…

I am a long time wrestling fan…I don’t watch too much outside of WWE, anymore, but I still try to keep up with everything to a degree…

Looks like a pretty awful card for WrestleMania 33, but I decided I want to make the best of it and do some fantasy booking…Maybe I’ll dedicate a blog post to this every month…Not expecting people to read it, but it’s nice to be able to look back on it, myself…Skipping matches that I either haven’t followed well enough to know what’s going or I wanted to give a bit more time to before making a choice…

  1. Raw Women’s Championship:  Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
    1. Sasha plays dirty…
    2. Bayley wins by beating Charlotte…
    3. Sasha will cause the victory, likely hitting Charlotte with her Bankrupt, or having Charlotte locked in the Banks Statement before Nia interrupts her and Bayley capitalizes…
    4. Sasha will be happy for Bayley, and as time goes on, the subtle heel moments will intensify as she starts bullying Bayley, leading to their eventual feud…
    5. Alternatively:  Sasha capitalizes on Bayley’s move, and it somehow qualifies as a full heel turn, despite it being a Fatal Four Way and every Woman for herself…
  2. The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
    1. Annual Tombstone kick outs happen…
    2. Roman is Chokeslammed through a ringside table…
    3. Taker kicks out of the Superman Punch multiple times, as well as the Spear at least once…
    4. Roman kicks out of a Last Ride…
    5. Undertaker DOES come up with the clean win, after a fourth Tombstone, to the shock of everyone who believed that Roman was going to retire Undertaker on a loss…
    6. Alternatively:  Roman wins after resorting to something heelish…Maybe a Superman Punch with Brass Knuckles, or a subtle Low Blow…
  3. WWE Championship:  Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
    1. Luke Harper gets involved…
    2. Randy attempts the Punt…
    3. Hard prediction:  No RKO kickout…Sister Abigail, one kick out, max…
    4. Bray, distracted by Harper, takes the RKO and the loss…
    5. Alternatively, Harper distracts Orton, who gets hit with the Sister Abigail and takes the loss…
  4. Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles:
    1. Shane goes through one of the stage-side announce tables…
    2. Shane kicks out of the Styles Clash…
    3. AJ wins a hard fought match, decisively…
  5. WWE U.S. Championship:  Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
    1. Hard Prediction:  No dirty tactics from either man…
    2. Jericho will lock on the Walls of Jericho twice…
    3. Jericho will lock on the Lion Tamer once…
    4. Jericho will hit the Codebreaker twice…Both failed pinfalls…
    5. Kevin Owens will hit the Codebreaker once…
    6. Jericho kicks out of a Pop-Up Powerbomb…
    7. Kevin Owens wins after a Pop-Up Powerbomb…
  6. WWE Universal Championship:  Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
    1. Brock becomes the first in recognized history to kick out of the Jackhammer…
    2. Very few non-finishing moves, if any, happen…
    3. Brock wins a short, clean victory…

Quick Predictions:

  • Intercontinental Championship:  Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin:  Baron wins clean…
  • 2017 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:  Braun Strowman wins, if he has no match…
  • WWE Raw Tag Team Championship:  The Club (c) vs. Enzo & Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus:  Club wins dirty or by capitalizing on someone else’s finish…Ces and Sheamus don’t break up…
  • Cruiserweight Championship:  Adrian Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries:  Neville wins dirty…
  • Smackdown Women’s Championship:  Multi-Women Match:  Carmella wins thanks to Ellsworth…
  • Mixed Tag:  John Cena and Brie Bella vs. Miz and Maryse:  Bellena win…

I think that’s everything…

Author: Plastic Dinosaur

I am literally a plastic dinosaur..."Literally" is not an exaggeration...My friends call me Dino (pronounced Dee-no)...

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